Hi Everyone, It's about time for me to introduce myself. I'm Bear...JimBob's significant other, the one he always disses..I'm getting pretty vexed with JimBob always portraying me as some fat, useless slug. So I'm overweight, so what. So I like to lay in one position on the floor 24/7, so what. My SheHuman must like me because she spent $600 to find out I needed an enema...so there. I was abandoned by my people back in 2001 and the SheHuman adopted me. So if I get a little jealous when I think I'm being ignored, sue me! Here is my Dear Yappy letter:
Dear Yappy, What makes you think you know everything? Sure you're cute, of course you're intelligent because you're an Aussie, yes-- everyone says you are adorable. But you know what? You suck. Yes, that's right. I'm three times as big as you and you are the Alpha dog in this pack. I don't get it. If I wanted, I could kick your furry little ass all the way back to Canberra. I put up with you for only one reason: I HAVE TO. If I feel like it, I'll post more later. Right now, I need to lie down. Bear